Someone, stop me... or enjoy the show.

I'm considering doing something really really REALLY dumb.
It involves the internet... and potentially a photo.
I tried it before.
It wasn't pretty, hence why I think it's dumb.

But, ummm.... maybe it'll work this time. I mean, one in five (?) relationships start online. Statistically, that means mine should be one that starts that way. Four of my buds are in relationships that didn't start over the internet...
Ok, I'm grasping at straws. You have a better idea? I asked co-workers, and they suggested I get a pet. No, I can't get a pet. Red would be allergic, and my apartment is a bit small for the one I want. Besides, most guys are toilet trained, right?
So do you want to stop me?
Or help me write the profile?

Or else I try speed dating. I have a single gal pal I might be able to convince to join me.

Keep in mind, you likely have almost a month before I spring into action. By then, I might cool off or give up. I want a little affection, learn new things about someone, see if any part of their personality rub off on me...  I can't cuddle with my buds overnight (their sweeties would get jealous- or grab a video camera). I kinda want an excuse to get dolled up, the excitement of something new, some light kissing/flirting. Maybe this time, I can get it right.  I got a small taste of being that giddy person I like... I wonder if I can get that feeling back.
At least I'm not even considering Craigslist or something like that. I'm after more than a night, or two or three... you know this.
But I am thinking of using a free site, or trial membership.

First things first... my big test... then maybe a date. I'm not lonely, I'm selective. I'm also tired of entertaining myself. I'm tired of fighting my desire to love and be loved...