Saturday, August 7, 2010

I will name him Squishy, and he will be my Squishy...

I'm playing mad scientist today. Be afraid... for instead of Frankenstein.... I am creating an amazing person (and stealing stuff to enhance myself). I just need all the peeps from my list on the right. Muwahahaha... cough... cough. I'll try not to embarass any of you.
  • Febtober: I'm yanking your voicebox and tweaking it a little. I find it hilarious when people refer to your vocal range as "the brown note".  Also, the part of your brain that knows Chinese so I can have my dinner ordered properly. Ears too, because you ask me to sing for ya. Oh, and your "faulty engineered" (double jointed) thumbs. I think it is so cool, but dislike that it enables you to beat me at every video game!
  • Spazette: I'm stealing your chest and putting it on myself. I'm borrowing your ability to invite yourself to friends' events.
  • Itty Bit: Your sense of wonder at the world. Ah, to be new(er) to the world.
  • Three: Your ability to draw the stuff I describe, your ability to find whatever I lost in nanoseconds, your lack of fear in playing paintball against our Sniper Brother.
  • Spaz: Your ability to keep secrets (for myself), your 'come what may' attitude, your ability to hang with us girls in HS and take all the shit the guys gave you.
  • Dawg: Your car buddies, lol. Your secret desire to be one of the girls and gossip with us, your willingness to eat all the leftover cake just in case my feelings would be hurt if you didn't (cute, but not needed).
  • Monkey: Remember going on vacation? The way you felt when you saw the Castle... I'm copying that. I'm stealing your ability to tell my sister 'no'.
  • Irish: Your knowledge of chemisty. (That reminds me, I have a video to re-find and send you). The way you look at Red (sooo cute), and the way you blend in to whatever group you're in.
  • Two: I'm taking your hair for myself. I'm gifting your desire to be around me, even when I am cranky. Your willingness to try whatever weird restaurant I find, to embarass you in public on your birthday, and your awesome hugs.
  • Mr THS: Your dance moves, your comedic nature, all of your family's recipes (for my eventual cookbook).
  • Penguin: (Suffice to say, you raised my bar) Your knowlege of the stuff we have in common, the lightening bolt thing, some physical attributes, your calming effect, the secrets you just seem to know or weasel out of me.
  • Baby: Your patience, your 'mini-zoo', your sweetness, your blackmail knowledge of me, your DIY skills, your ability to make friends anywhere.
  • Red: Your ability to juggle so much, your staying power as my bud, your ability to crawl in my head (along with the above 2... dang you!), the fact that I 'amuse' you, not embarass, and your ability to push me when I need it.
After I build an appropriate body, and transfer the brain, the wedding announcements will go out. Hey, I took all that time to mesh my fave bits of ya, why not?  LOL

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