So this is what I get when I complain to a few of you, here, on my pages.  Ok, so I have been bitching a bit too much. Please forgive me. I shall focus on other things offline.
To K:  Congrats! I will miss you!
To LC: Congrats on the house! Don't let *dude* stop by, or he'll move in.
To J: Just tell her you have a girlfriend (or boyfriend, lol). She's got to eventually stop hounding you, right? Oh wait, you don't know this is here! I actually have to tell you in person.
To K2: For the last time, NO!

Seriously.... seriously... all four of you sent me this, and I already had it on my hard-drive as reference. I get the point, it's not true. You're not the only ones to tell me it. I have failed to convey the point. I don't know what my point is.
But I'm not staring at the board, and it's not the only one up there in the hypothetical/imaginary waiting room of life. I get the point, you're sick of it.
I will ponder your suggestions/demands/ideas.